are you a young inspiring music producer?has the military industrial complex got you down? are you eighty thousand dollars in debtbecause you're forced into going to college and majoring in music productionengineering?!? have i got the genre for you it'scalled vaporwave and in this video tutorial i'm going to teach you how to make thatambivalence soul crushing music of tomorrow.. today! to understand vaporwave you must
feel the vapor breathe in the vapor, be the vapor... taste the vapor. what's that taste you may ask it's the taste the consumerist society and it tastes freaking delicious before you make your first vaporwave track you have to understand a very crucialand important word that word is aesthetics aesthetics aesthetics is a pretentious word for beautiful so if you're seeing afine-looking lady or gentlemen are gentleperson say
your aesthetic is rather pleasing andyou're gonna get hella orgasms what is a vaporwaves aesthetic you maybe asking or what his vaporwaves beauty it'skinda like living in a junkyard in a dystopian future and you find a bunch ofvhs tapes and your the only person in the world and everything is lonely but you have abunch of weed and your high all the time and you're in japan and you're in thesky radical gnarly so basically 80's elevator infomercial music digitally slow down with effects in this tutorial i will be using fl studio 11 which you can buy if your a bourgeois swine ...
but if you're poor and kinda ethnic like me you can torrent it be sure to torrent that ching liuversion cuz it's the best version, you can always trust the chinese for quality bootlegs. i'm just gonna assume you know how to use fl studio if you don't fucking search for videos on how to use it there'slike seventeen million this is a video on howto make vaporwave this is some pretty advanced levels yoshifirst its best look for the most obscure 80's soft jazz rock instrumentals those are easy to find and download onyoutube next in the playlist stretch it kinda like stretching dough or stretching something, then press play beautiful sounds like whales emotional teenage whales that
swear they're not going through a phase speakingthe phases lets add a fazer i'm gonna use fruity phaser. because i'm cheap like that nice you can almost hear the parody ofmodern capitalism in these altered phasings next let's just loop this part why the fuck not... now lets add some delay to make the delay longer, and longer and longer and longer and longer there is a spooky skeleton inside of you... there is a spooky skeleton inside of me this room is empty because god dead, death is but an illusion.
so now that you got yourself a vaporwave banger as the cool kids call it you mustmarket yourself remember vapor wave is ironic and soulessso like most other shallow aesthetics it's not about the music it's all about the look and don't forgetto photoshop some milky marble yoshi onto a windows 98 computer and youhave some vapor art if you like this video please subscribeand share with your many friends there is a spooky skeleton inside of me and if you don't like this video you can go fuck yourself and you're not invited to my birthday party
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