come on, let me pop it! please, please, please, please let me pop it? shut up! clear face zit commercial audition, take one. (director) action! (director) alright, cut, cut. okay, uh, anthony that was great. but this time really try to, uh, splash the water into your face. but no one actually does that.
-so i just---what are you talking about? everyone does that. look, i'll do it. (sniffs loudly) alright. alright. -see? it's not that hard.-okay. -do it.-alright. (makes orgasmic noises) oh my god, that was amazing!
-you're hired.-sweet! we film the video in two days. so don't you dare get a zit on that pretty little baby-like face of yours. -you got it?-okaaaaay. i'll be watching you. (sniffs loudly) dear man journal, i landedmy first commercial role today! what should i do to celebrate? pizza facial!
(laughs insanely) pizza beard! oh yeah! oh whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! peek-a-boo! i see pizza! hua ha ha ha ha ha! gah...pizza hang over. ugh. (gasps) aaaaah! -hey, what's up?-you have any breakouts yet?
i heard you had a pizza facial last night? -how did you know about that? -that's confidential. oh! oh, yeah! oh ho ho ho ho! oh my god. that is so hot! well, uh, yeah...no-no breakouts for me! i'm just, uh, you know, hanging out with my bush! (nervous laughter) i gotta go. okay. just make sure you have the clearest skin possible for the shoot.
or i'll kill you! heh heh heh heh! i'll be checking on you later! heh heh heh. i need to get rid of this zit fast! who do i know that wasa total loser in high school that had a lot of experience with terrible zits? oh, hatsune miku...one dayyou'll be my girlfriend. one day. hey, uh...what's that? uh...what-what's that? oh, uh, i found my sister's diary. freaking weird, right?
uh, so anyway, you have a lotof experience with zits, right? what makes you think i have any experience with zits? oh, i don't know, maybe this! what-whatever. i'm not going to help you anyway. please? i'll be your friend. i thought you already were my friend. -(laughs) yeah, no.-oh... well then let's go fix that zit! alright, stop. your training is simple.
just break into that buildingand steal the cardboard cutout. -what?! -go, go, go. (alarm goes off) uh...it's a little sticky. you still want it? yes! sloppy seconds, man! what?! how does that help me with my zit? oh, it doesn't. come on, hatsune miku. you and me get to know each other! heh heh hah hah! (doorbell rings)
crap! -hello? -oh, uh, hello ma'am. are you anthony's grandmother? yes, anthony is in the back, practicing for his commercial. he has very clear skin and no zits at all! oh, that's great. thank you, ma'am. uh...say...you look a lot like anthony. like an old, sexy woman version of anthony. what do you say you, uh, ditch that cane
and grab the one in my pants? ugh! okay, okay! i'm anthony. ah, dude why you gotta cock block me like that?! -what?! i'm a dude!-what i don't know won't hurt me! -ugh! no!-fine! then you're fired, cock blocker! oh, hatsune. you know how to treat me. (sobbing) dude, ian, i didn't-- what? don't hate. (moans)
yeah. take that, year book dickheads. (groans) whoo. whoa! to see bloopers and alternate scenes, click the link in the description below! again! thanks for subscribing, cockblocker!
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