(welcome back show) welcome to the welcome back show. this is a show that tests the limits of man. today's challenge is supernatural powers. let's welcome today's challenger. richard kim! nice to meet you. nice to meet you, richard.
if you succeed in all 3 rounds today, you will win $1 million. surprise. do you really have supernatural powers? of course. i can push this girl without using my hands. really? can you show us? supernatural powers... this is psychokinesis...
did you see me push her back? surprise! we'll begin round 1 of your challenge. for round 1, you need to show us mind reading. i'll strike you either on the left or right with this bamboo sword. that's too easy. - what? / - i've already read your mind. - already? / - yes.
we'll start right away. 1, 2, 3. richard kim, what happened? i got it right. what? i moved left because i knew you were going left. weren't you supposed to avoid it? i was trying to get hit. success. we'll be back in just a minute.
now it's time for our q&a. let's take a look at the question. this is the question. can you overpower someone but throwing them over your shoulder? it's the ai robots, the dummy brothers. start the experiment. you end up spinning non-stop. that was the dummy brothers.
now it's time to meet mr. bob. let's call him out together. mr. bob! hello, i'm mr. bob. mr. bob. i've received another letter from a viewer today. let's read it together. hello, mr. bob. my friend keeps taking my snacks.
what should i do? goodness... that's why i don't have friends. that's why i do this skit alone. let's find out how to make food tastier today. we'll find out how to cook delicious fish egg rice. first we take a bowl. and here... i'm not going to fill this with rice.
i'm just using one bowl of rice. it's just for mixing. add the rice. then we'll add various ingredients. add some kimchi. then some sugar. and a bit of sesame oil. and the most important ingredient, the fish egg. i have the eggs right here.
we add the eggs. now all you have to do is mix. simple, right? this time, we'll cook tenderloin . i have the ready here. and i have a fork and knife here. put the fork in your left hand and fork the meat. then you push out your right hand way in front of you. now you can feel safe as you eat your .
enjoy your tenderloin . this has been mr. bob. that was mr. bob. we'll start round 3 of richard kim's challenge. richard, for round 3... you have to show us your disappearing power. that's right. if you give me just 10 seconds, i can disappeared.
you can become invisible? of course. i can disappear. from right in front of us? - give me 10 seconds. / - okay. please get ready. we'll count to 10. richard will become invisible in 10 seconds. let's start counting. 10.
9. 8. everyone.. can richard really disappear? can he become an invisible man? let's keep counting. 5. 4. 3. 2.
1. here we go. has richard kim disappeared? where are you? he's not here. here's not here either. here... richard fails! richard kim's challenge will continue next week.
welcome back. (she was pretty) these girls... when they see my sideburns they'll say i look like elvis presley and i'm really cool. they're here, they're here. goodness. hey, nami. nami, are you working out these days?
no. well you should. you've gained weight. what? you're such a sly fox. hey, pretty. goodness, ilgwon. - hello. / - hello. my goodness, my goodness. would you look at those sideburns. why? why?
you look just like elvis presley. thanks. are you a monkey? it doesn't look good on you at all. geez. why you... why are you sighing so loudly, pretty? did something bad happen? pretty must be suffering from spring fever.
maybe that's why but i feel down. when you feel down, you should eat something sweet. - sweet? / - i'll give you some candy. eat this and cheer up. white day! - thank you. / - you're welcome. what about mine, ilgwon? i don't have any for you.
don't lie. you're just pretending you don't have any. - i really don't have any. / - let me see. hey... what's this? give it here! are you treating me differently? why won't you give me any? i haven't finished making yours yet.
you're such a rascal. you're a rascal. ilgwon. since you gave me a gift. what should i give you? don't give me anything. don't even give me your gaze. ugly! guess what this is. i wonder what it is.
i thought this would look good on you. - so i bought you a spring jacket. / - really? try it on. wow... - looks so good on you. / - really? fine feathers make fine birds. flap, flap. what a joke. let me try it on.
don't take hers... let go. geez! let go of me. why are you grabbing this jacket? in case you fly away. you look like an angel. such a rascal. do i seem like an angel?
yeah, the fallen angel. your face is that of a really fallen angel, ugly. - 1... / - what is that? - 2... / - 2? what is that? these are candles i made myself. whoever chooses first gets to keep them. mine, mine, mine. oh, yeah. - mine. / - hey, hey. i chose that first. why are you taking it?
you didn't have to hit me on the head! i didn't hit you on the head! i was choosing you as mine. you're mine, you're mine. am i yours? yeah, why not. since you look like a monkfish. i'll make you my pet fish. - what? / - you're right.
that was nami's nickname when we were kids. - right? / - what? i could expect that from this guy. but why are you teasing me too? why are you being like that to pretty? hey, why are you crying? - hey, stop it. / - let go of me. - you're such a sly fox! / - stop it already. let go!
ilgwon... why are you hugging me from behind? that way, i don't have to look at your face. - you're so annoying! / - hey, stop that. - i hate you! / - hey, hey... stop, stop. here, take it. - good. / - what's going on? give it here. why are you taking my candle?
you took mine too. what did i take of yours? my heart. (explosive situation) - what's this? / - what are they doing? comrade, we just need to connect this. got it. hey! what are you two up to? what are you installing here?
are you setting up a bomb? what are you on about? i'm charging my cell phone. the battery runs out too quickly. china is doing wrong by us. why charge your phone while on duty? sergeant kim, don't bother with them. once our shift is over let's eat instant noodles. oh, that looks good.
comrade yang, look at that. all they ever eat is instant noodles. that's why they're so malnutritioned and pitiful. i'll go and give them some cold rice for those noodles. don't even think about it. i'll just go and check what brand they're eating. shut it. are you going to betray your fatherland for that? i'm sorry.
i'll put my body on the line to protect the fatherland. then i'll leave it to you. - hey, un. / - yes, sir? do you even know what this is? package cooked instant noodles. oh, you know. i'll teach you how to cook delicious instant noodles. you don't add things like egg in instant noodles. slice up chili peppers and add them.
then you add a heap of red pepper powder. then 3 slices of cheese. and a whole can of tuna. then pour on mayonnaise and you grab some. do you know what this tastes like? - an idiot sir. / - what? - you eat this. / - yes, sir. sergeant kim, you don't have long before you leave. what will you do once you're out of here?
this is actually a secret but... i'm tall and pretty handsome, right? i'm going to join sm. sm? how would you get into sm? do you even know what sm is? you know nothing about sm! what do you think sm is? scud missile.
sm stands for scud missile? of course it does. then what does yg stand for? - "yogyeok" or missile interception. / - what? if they fire an sm, yg it. yes, sir. as soon as we see an sm, we'll yg it. then according to what you've just said... jyp must stand for people's republic... what kind of nonsense is that?
what does jyp stand for then? park jinyoung. ♪ who's your mama? ♪ ♪ shake that booty... ♪ you guys just make up whatever you want. hey, un! don't just stand there. say something. especially to him. - him? / - no, him. - him? / - him, him.
him? him? why are you trying to put sanctions on us? and just what are you going to do about it? what did you say? you're just all talk. hey, what's up? you're not usually this aggressive. i'll be a private first class next month. you're so excited, private jung. oh, next month i'll call you private first class jung.
did you insult kim jongil? do you want to die? no, i was just talking about his rank. no! okay, okay. i'll leave out the surname. are you insulting kim jungun now? what are you saying? - no... / - don't insult our leaders! (wedding)
wangho. stop staring at your phone. come and eat. coming. song wangho! come and eat. i should just break that phone of his. why don't you marry your smart phone? marry? we'll begin groom song wangho and bride smart phone's wedding.
here comes the bride. - so pretty. / - the bride is walking down the aisle. - she's so pretty. / - so pretty. she's wearing a pink jelly case dress. she's holding her father's hand. the bride's father is the owner of the owner went crazy so i set up this store at yongsan electronics market. what a beautiful sight.
the father of the bride is giving the groom a selfie stick gift. what a lucky day for the groom. let's begin the ceremony. groom song wangho, do you promise to fulfill your duties as husband of bride smart phone for 2 years of the contract? yes! he answered in a loud voice.
bride smart phone, will you love your husband, song wangho, till death do you part? bride? we need your answer... just a minute. 012. oh, the wifi was out of reach. she answered "012" meaning forever.
she'll love him forever. let's move on... feed me! the reception will be on the third level. please wait until the ceremony is over. he must be really hungry. we'll have the exchange of wedding gifts. the groom has prepared a gift for the bride. the gift is a white charger.
he's carefully putting it on the bride. he must be nervous. he brought an apple charger for a samsung phone. it's okay. it's his first time. please give him a round of applause. it's okay. now we just have the wedding march remaining. once they march down the aisle together... what the? he must still have his old phone.
father... that's not it. i only have 2 months left in this contract. - cancel this phone immediately! / - what? i'll pay your cancellation feed. thank you! bride and groom, march. please spray your sim cards to wish them well! - have a happy life. / - congratulations.
(real sound) hello! we will change the onomatopoeia you use in everyday life to be more detailed and precise. we are real sound or rs. this is today's sentence. the massage machine turned on with a "buzz." the sound of a massage machine turning on is "buzz." doesn't this sound strange? look here, everyone.
what machine goes... what kind of machine makes that sound? the sound depends on the type of massage machine. first the sound of a small massager is this. let's hear the precise pronunciation. real sound! ow, that hurts. then what about a massage chair? this is the sound.
should i buy one? doesn't that sound realistic? let's move on to chapter 2. he begged for forgiveness and his hands went "rub." the sound of begging is "rub." so it's talking about rubbing your hands. but how do you rub your hands for the sound to actually go "rub?" how can your hands go "rub?"
that's right. it all depends on who is begging. first, this is when men beg for forgiveness. the club? i never went! you don't trust... okay then. how do women sound when they beg for forgiveness? thing is... are you angry?
really? even now? just what did i do wrong? then how do middle-aged women sound? honey... the alumni meeting... sorry i'm late. don't be like that. didn't you have dinner?
i'll make it for you real quick. it's like i'm the servant of the king. let's review what we learned today. first, the massage chair. how much does this cost? middle-aged woman begging. the meeting finished late... haven't you had dinner? i'll make it for you right away.
it's like i'm the servant... oh, you heard that? i'm just kidding. this has been real sound. thank you! (through the ranks) hello, boss! i'm anchovy. hey. hello, boss! i'm briquette. hello, boss! i'm dumpling.
good... why am i so thirsty? they didn't even replace this. dumpling. change the water cooler tank.. yes, boss. briquette. go change the water cooler tank. anchovy.
the top of the head? - anchovy will do it. / - anchovy will do it. open the door. - come in, anchovy. / - yes, boss. go ahead. open the door! the top of this head cannot be a water cooler. right! with a true water cooler...
you can take the tank and do this... this makes it a true water cooler. get it right! close the door. anchovy's hands seem to be dry from standing in the cold. this is cowhide gloves. give them to him. - yes, boss. / - good.
big boss said to give it to anchovy. big boss said to give it to you for your dry hands. - i'll put them on for you. / - yes, boss... nice and warm, right? for your other hand. - it's been delivered. / - it's been delivered. come in here, anchovy. do you live them? - i like them. / - good.
they're cowhide. it's got a killer smell, right? - i think it'll kill me. / - good. strike a pose. let's see. do you have webbed feet? this is what they gave me. these toe socks cannot be true gloves. with true gloves, you should be able to do this... in front of the kids. that's what makes them true gloves.
give that here. put these on. - thank you. / - good. get back to it. hello? yeah, okay. i'll be careful. i need to go to the airport. let's get ready. lots of gangs are after big boss these days.
if he's ever in danger, open your umbrella like this. and hide big boss from view. got it? good. boss, we're ready. let's go. just where do you think you're going? open the umbrellas!
- dumpling! / - get him! dumpling! dumpling! who are you? you're dumpling, right? (1 vs. 1) quiz show. 1 vs. 1. we have many contestants with us today. let's meet the first contestant.
i go to the hospital these days. i'm lee byeongwon. lee byeongwon. what will you do if you win the prize money? go to mojito for a glass of maldives. you switched the order. my family is cheering for me because i'm on this quiz show. my rentpas are here. parents?
oh, and it's hard for her to get around but she's here. my grandmother-great is here. great-grandmother. grandmother-great. kidding me are you? - are you kidding me. / - kidding me are you? what are you doing? your shoulders seem tense. just answer the question.
this is your question. the first question. three figures in "romance of the three kingdoms" written by luo guanzhong. they made the oath of the peach garden. what are their names? to give you a hint... answer. yu bei, fei zhang, guan liu.
you've got the order all mixed up. pronounce the three names properly. yu liu, bei fei, guan zhang. what on earth are you talking about? - why are you doing that? / - you need some relief. this is your second question. please get it right. wide plains in tanzania, africa. lions, elephants, bisons...
approximately 3 million animals live here. what is this place called? i'll give you a hint... oh, i know this. geserenti national park. there's no national park like that. i almost got it right. stop parading on my rain. you mean rain on your parade.
you paraded on my rain. - rain on your... / - kidding me are you? why do you keep doing that? stop it. be quiet, be quiet. - what? / - be quiet. - quiet be. / - ko. let's meet the next contestant. this contestant kept dropping in the preliminaries and finally advanced to the finals
by memorizing every wrong answer. this is jeong yunho. i've mastered all of these wrong answers. i think i can win the prize today. okay, let's test you out then. when people become less productive in a group as the size of the group increases... ringelmann effect. wow, that's perfect.
great, i hope you win today. here are your questions. here's the first one. the sundial made by jang yeongsil in the joseon dynasty uses what to measure time? that wasn't in here. it's not in here. no one would ever get this one wrong. the answer is in the question.
it's in the sky. korean multi-purpose satellite arirang 3. what the? that's such a hard answer. it's floating in space. asteroid 704 interamnia. what on earth? i've never even heard of that before. let me just look through this book once more. - give me more time. / - you're out of time. you have one more question so get it right.
it's a type of makeup commonly used by women. the question is about lipstick. lipstick! the current shape of lipstick was developed by maurice levy in 1915. it was made of lanolin, vaseline and coloring... okay, okay. where do you apply lipstick? that's not in here!
- please. / - of course. no one gets it wrong. - please... / - now that you're talking about makeup... i have bad skin these days. i have a plepim here. pimple? you have a plepim too. - stop it. / - we need to squeeze it. stop it. just stand still. hello.
politics was easier than quizzes. i'm candidate 0 for the next legislative election. i'm lee sanghun. 0! this isn't the place for that. - mr. host. / - yes. give me some easy questions. and vote for me too. okay...
please stop. this isn't the place for that. this is a quiz show. here is your question. they live all over korea with incredible survivability. if you split it into two it divides into two organisms. this is the answer. (planarian) candidate 0, lee sanghun. divides into two.
the opposing party. that's not the answer. the opposing party is divided into two. stop talking about politics. so... vote for me, lee sanghun! i don't divide or unite. send lee sanghun to the national assembly! ♪ lee sanghun is all you need ♪
okay, stop that. stop it. okay. stop. you got the answer wrong. don't do that here. here's your second question. habitually lying and believing it to be true. what is that called? this is the answer. (pathological lying)
habitually lying. election pledges. no... we're looking for pathological lying. - pathological lying? / - yes. what's the difference between the two? saying if you're elected, you'll increase employment. did it happen? all they did was increase their wealth.
why are you talking about that? that's why! vote for candidate 0, lee sanghun. why have they elected so many politicians that can't keep their promises? if i'm elected to the national assembly, i'll reduce the members to 101. - 101? / - yes. only those who will be judged by the people...
♪ pick me, pick me, pick me up ♪ excuse me. stop that. just stop that. please stop that. - hey... / - wrong answer. if things go well, make me secretary chief. chief secretary.
- secretary chief. / - chief secretary. stop it. stay quiet. stop that. that's enough. let's meet the final contestant. i will get every question right. 1st place is mine. jung haecheol, let's go, go, go! i'll get them all right. you can look forward to this man. he has never lost on a quiz show...
jung haecheol. you don't have to answer that. just answer the questions i give you. let's begin. this is a general knowledge question. - next... / - portal site. no, no. not daum. next... - n.ex.t? / - yes.
- shin haechul. / - no, not shin haechul. - jung haecheol? / - no. jung haecheol... it's too fast. ktx. no, you, you! no, just wait for the question. because of you my insides... are starving. no. i'm not starving.
we don't have time to fool around. i have to go to my next appointment. meat buffet. no! what do you take me for? - disliked? / - what? ladies have asked me out to lunch. false hope. answer! knee kick.
yeah, that's the answer. knee kick! this has been quiz show 1 vs. 1 with... yoo minsang! yeah, that's the answer! (like a family) what's going on? - you're here? / - huh? why did you call us all together? soyoung's homeroom teacher
called her for career counseling. it's good for us to all be here. and i thought it was something urgent. i had to miss out on an important meeting for this. what important meeting? the neighborhood meeting. it's a $20 fine if you miss out. dad, please pay for it. you pay for it.
don't pretend you can't hear me! you shouldn't be like that, sister-in-law! you should go to those meetings, not send your husband! i was too busy... buying makeup for you. you shouldn't be like that, brother! self-volunteer to go before she makes you. why is it so heavy?
this way. this is my house. hello, soyoung's mother. you shouldn't be like that, teacher! how do i look like a mother? yeah, that's my sister. this is my mother and father. dad, say hello to teach. your name is teach?
it's short for teacher. or hrt for homeroom teacher. i told you to study words used by youngsters. you never listen to a word i say. you talk too much, you rotten woman! did you have herbal medicine? why are you so loud? that reminds me. who was that granny you were chatting with in front of the health care center yesterday?
just a friend. oh, a friend? where are you going, mother? i'm going to pull out her hair. i'm going to pull out all of her dentures. sit down. get on with it. yes... soyoung's mother. the reason i'm visiting today...
soyoung's grades are serious. are you a bachelor? - excuse me? / - are you a bachelor? yes, i am. that's not important. soyoung seems to be having trouble with her studies. how old? - i'm 35. / - that's perfect. you're perfect for her.
she's 45 this year. that's a 10-year gap. older women are the best. and how do you know that? oh, that friend yesterday was older than you? - no... / - i'll be off. where are you going? i'm going to pull out that old woman's hair. i'm going to straighten up her bent back.
that's not important right now. soyoung's studies are important but she seems to be hanging out with troubled kids. did you know? park soyoung! did you hang out with bad kids? i'm taking your phone. geez... what's this? it's the latest model.
where did you get this? i bought it for her. dad... you have money to buy soyoung's phone but not to pay for my meeting fine? give me $20. don't just sit there blinking like a fool. how dare you raise your voice at me? bring me my cane.
i'm 50 years old now. i'm stronger than you. i got carried away. anyway, soyoung should study hard and i'll be off since i'm busy. you shouldn't be like that, sister-in-law. even though soyoung's your in-law, you shouldn't act like it's not your business. oh, this ring fits you perfectly.
you shouldn't be like that. you should study hard and be a giving person like your sister-in-law. this is so annoying. why are you all being like that to me? if you keep this up, i'll quit going to school. you shouldn't be like that, aunt! school is such a great place. why wouldn't you go? what's good about it?
schools give you lunch, they have cafeterias, they sell spicy rice cakes and rice rolls nearby, and even hamburgers... how much is it to eat all this? dad, give me $20. - $20? / - geez. dad, did you hear that? so i can give yeonggil $20. why do you keep asking me for money?
it would've been over if you gave me $20 earlier. - geez. / - what's going on? why's it so noisy, dad? soyoung's grades are so bad, she might not get in to a university. so what? am i going to university? dad, is soyoung going to university important or is my sleep important?
soyoung going to university is more important! you've always been like this! you celebrated soyoung's 1st birthday. you didn't do that for me. we did do it for you. i don't remember it! that's because you were too young. this is how you've always been! i didn't do the birthday grab then
and that's why i'm still unemployed. you've ruined my life! you shouldn't be like that! why are you arguing with a man that's on his last breath of life? i'm on my last breath? you stay out of it, dad. why is everyone so loud? you bring me my cane.
dad. i'm stronger than you now too. dad, give me a 1st birthday party. - it's your fault. / - give me $40. everyone, quiet! what are you doing with the teacher here? i'm sorry, teacher. this is all my fault. but please take care of my daughter.
don't worry, sir. i will take care of her. please take care of our daughter. (catchphrase makers) - are you okay? / - i'm okay. we have to get back to our unit. you need your treatment first, captain yoo sijin? i'm yoo sijin. are you the real yoo sijin?
okay, okay, okinawa. i heard it's a gunshot wound. let me see. goodness, did you get shot in the face? i got shot here. - don't touch it. / - it's okay. don't touch it. listen to your doctor, please. please, my foot. your foot's touching it. doctor's feet are okay. don't worry.
i'll sterilize it. just a minute. how did you get shot here... stop being a wimp. i've sterilized it with my foot. come back in 3 days. you're really unique. you're really pretty. i've been shot here too. please sterilize it. like this... please put some gauze on me.
gauze... like this. i did it all. why... ignored and rejected! if you're a doctor, you'd be too busy for a boyfriend. you must not have a girlfriend either. because life's hard as a soldier? because you're ugly.
will you be a doctor? you don't need a dedicated doctor for sterilizing. you do. especially if you're beautiful. if beautiful is the standard, then i'm the best there is. what a basketball-joke. want to soccer-die? i will keep my bowling-eyes on you.
captain yoo. major yoon myeongju. you're working hard to avoid me. okay, okay, okinawa! i'm going to kill you. why aren't you taking my calls? tell me it's a strategic retreat. tell me to wait for you. tell me!
are you okay? let me sterilize you. get up before i step on you. what's the reason? i've changed my mind. i'm not talented enough to explain it. don't do this. please, please, my foot. why's it so big? if you have no more to say, i'll get going.
don't you dare. yoo sijin, stop there. captain yoo sijin. do you not salute your superiors? bye-bye, dubai. do that until you die. i will never accept your farewell. what are you all doing? - commander. / - dad.
your fellow soldiers are busy with training and here you are busy with romance. i'll throw you all into military prison! to tell you about military prison... - with the energy from the earth... / - stop. did you call me a pig? pig? no, i said earth. you called me pig again.
- earth. / - pig. - earth! / - this is defamation! - geez. / - the energy from the earth is immense. commander! commander! who was that woman? nothing. didn't look like nothing. who is she? i think i need to go. you're going to leave me?
yes, i'm a soldier that's on duty. dubai. stop there, captain yoo! i order you as your doctor. captain yoo will not die and return alive. got that? (manly men) hey, i was resting at home. why do you keep calling me out?
hey, you cry all day after breaking up. straighten your shoulders. what are you saying? my shoulders are so broad. hey, you broke up too. why did you break up all of a sudden? listen up. i asked her where she was last week. she said she was home. so i told her to send me a photo as usual.
and she did. but she was lying. how could you tell from the photo? i zoomed in and the light reflected in her eyes wasn't hers. it was different to the one at her house! i caught her. - she broke up with you, right? / - yeah. she told me to apply for csi.
you've got a real problem. but the thing is... it's white day. if i buy her pretty candy, won't she take me back? oh, what's wrong with you? why are you such a loser? she dumped you because she doesn't like you. you think offering her candy and asking her out again will work?
- i just thought... / - you're a fool. stop talking nonsense and go home. i'm going. hey, why do you have an umbrella on a fine day? - it's not an umbrella... / - then what's this? the wind blew the top of my umbrella away. - really? / - i only have the handle left. but it's sweet. don't eat that. i have to give it to her. this was a limited edition.
how annoying. myunghoon, you're here. i'm going to break up with my girlfriend. why? she's been asking me to buy her clothes since a year ago. so after a lot of thought, i ordered her something worth $23. we're lovers so i can do that much for her.
- right... / - right? the delivery came and i gave it to her and she loved it. i should break up, right? what's there to break up over? the $2.50 for delivery. i said i'd buy her clothes not pay for her delivery. shouldn't she give me $2.50? if she's even human?
if she's a normal human being that's undergone compulsory education? when she gave me $2.50, i was going to say... "do i look that cheap to you?" just give me $2. i even prepared that romantic thing to say. how is that romantic? the woman i loved has robbed me. i'm so mad, my hand's shaking.
i'd better go. to get my $2.50 or break up with her. i have to sort it out. - my hand's shaking so bad. / - good luck. - wow. / - he's got issues. you losers. worrying about white day after you've broken up. - haven't you ever done that, mister? / - never. once it's over, it is over for me.
i don't even remember my ex's name. it's over once you've broken up. you're strangers. yeah, once you break up, you're strangers. nami! are we really strangers? are you only looking at me? - mister, are you okay? / - nami... i'm okay. i'm fine. anyway, why did you break up?
i bought her shoes last time. i think that was the reason. running away after giving her shoes is just a myth. it's not. do you still wear the shoes i gave you? i stepped on them because they were new... why did you step on my heart? - nami! / - mister... he's so dedicated to his ex.
let's eat the chicken... hey, how did it go? i called her and asked for the money. she's going to transfer it? no, i told her to send it by courier delivery. then she'll pay money to return my money. i think i'll sleep without sleeping pills tonight. you're the true manly man. (veteran)
hey, newbie. which role are you playing today? a tennis player. the sound director's not going to get into another accident, is he? as if. anyway, abdominal breathing is important for acting. take a deep breath and repeat after me. senior, senior.
the sound director got into another accident. you play the sounds. the show's about to begin. oh, geez. whatever. i'll win the gold medal and propose to somi. for three! i missed. it's in. why does it keep falling out?
geez.. oh, geez. forget it. nice. - one chocolate please. / - sure. - you look like you're in a good mood today? / - yes. my girlfriend is coming to see me. - that'll be $1. / - yes... - $2. $3. / - no... - i just want one. / - $4, $5...
- $6. / - just one. we've lost her. - here's $1. / - thank you. oh, somi. what just popped? i'm lacking in confidence these days. oh, right... why did you bring so much? - you haven't had lunch, right? / - no, not yet.
i brought fried chicken. oh, really? this looks good. why did you throw away the wing? they say you cheat if you eat wings. - i'll have the drumstick. / - okay. it wasn't cooked all the way. want me to put it in the microwave? - no, it's okay. i'll eat ice cream. / - okay. i picked the flavors that you like.
why did you put that in there? it tastes good if it's melted. 31 seconds. ice cream? i actually have something to tell you. what is it? i've met another guy. he's really kind. somi. i told you to stay in the car.
you were taking too long. do you still have long to go? i'll move the car in a minute. i'll move the car in a minute! somi, do you still have long... i'll move it! i said i'll move it. - let me go move my car. / - okay. that's the guy you like?
yeah... he's back already. i'm somi's boyfriend, im jonghyeok. what was that? why are you wearing butt inserts? they sag with age... are they okay? yes, they're okay. what's so good about a guy with a saggy butt?
you're too busy with your sports to take care of me. this man is always by my side. and this ring... you can take it back. why did you put the ring in there? i'll heat it up for you first. nice and warm. looks like this discussion is over.
we'll get going. somi, let's go. how do i do this? wait. there's something you should know, jonghyeok. somi... should never drink more than 3 shots of alcohol. or she'll start a fight. on your 100th day anniversary...
give her flowers at her lecture. - okay. / - she'll love it. - okay. / - if she says her feet hurt... - swap your shoes with her. / - okay. make sure you heat ice cream in the microwave. - somi... / - stop, stop, stop. i'll find out for myself. thank you. anyway, please take good care of somi.
somi, be happy. hwekyung... wait, jonghyeok. i can't do this. i'm sorry. honey! somi! - what are you doing? / - wait, somi. somi, just hug me. - stop eating. / - stop it, somi.
that's enough, somi. (the demon) this is it. i can feel a great evil force from here. i can feel a strong force. stay calm. it's already 10 o'clock. hey, time to go home. how old are you?
my age? i'm year 1 class 9. what the? it's a demon. it's a middle-aged man demon! he'll look at this "like" and call it a "thumbs up." hurry and use the holy water. come out of him! come out! the demon has revealed itself.
show us your true form. right now. that feels good. let's see here... that's dirty. why is he looking at it? don't swipe your mouth. that feels better. demon.
why are you at a lan center? middle-aged men can't go to the lan center? we know how to use all this stuff. here we go. speakers. and little speakers. this is a pc. i'm a park. quiet, quiet. don't you hear that? mouse.
- he's no ordinary demon! / - stop it. why you. do you know which high school sejong the great attended? alphabet high school. we get it! but it's not funny! it's not? you think it's not funny now. when you look at the 10,000 won bill,
you'll crack up. - that feels better. / - go away. what happened? it's a relief. the demon is gone. - i'll confirm. / - be careful. - hey. / - yes? - are you okay? / - yes. - 19. / - he's back.
- you sure you're okay? / - yes. - are you sure? / - i said i'm okay. i'm not lying. that's such an old catchphrase! how old is it? the demon is back. be gone! why are you brushing so hard? that feels refreshing. - that's disgusting. / - what? disgusting?
get over here. you want to get beaten up? - how's that? / - what the? - it hurts, right? / - what the? what is that? sounds painful, right? it'd be painful for you! hey, demon. why are you doing this?
don't you know? you youngsters... when i see things like this... you use all sorts of slang words. and you look down on us because we don't know it. but we know how to use these too. - milica. / - what's a milica? misari live cafe. pcm?
pork cutlet meal. stop it already. don't look down on us. we're the originators of slang. - geez. / - what's he on about? - iblk. / - what's that? i'm bored let's kiss. - iblk. / - no thank you. stop that!
(her) many people have asked me this. "what type of girls do you like?" i've met lots of girls but none were my type. what type of girls have i met? she had the most beautiful smile in the world. honey! nami is here. so you are.
nami, why did you get home so late last night? i was out with friends. i told you not to hang out with bad friends. okay. my friends say you and i look great together. they hope we get married soon. i told you not to hang out with bad friends! come on. - but, nami. / - yes?
you really can't meet bad people. don't meet bad people either, honey. - that's why we broke up. / - what? you said not to meet bad people. - me? / - yes. - why you... / - you're really bad. after i broke up with her, i was thinking that my type didn't exist in korea. but then i met her.
she had white skin with blonde hair. she was my ideal type. honey. she was good at korean too. i'm natasha. i came all the way from russia by plane and by boat just to see you. good job. natasha, want to go to the beach?
how exciting. excited about seeing the ocean? i'm excited about getting in your convertible. we'll get in and fold down the roof. - listen to music, get excited... / - wait, natasha. i don't have a convertible. i don't even have a driver's license. - what the? / - you must have a chauffeur. what are you on about? i don't.
that's only for people in dramas. i've been tricked, i've been tricked. i've been tricked by korean dramas. natasha, there's a bus that goes straight to the beach. let's ride the bus there. - okay. / - let's go. be careful. what if you get hit by a car? if i'm about to get hit... - what are you doing? / - what?
you have to push me and get hit by the car. why would i do that? that only happens in dramas. natasha, you'll get really hurt if you get in an accident. it's okay, honey. i can live even after a huge accident. you'll give me your heart. stop watching dramas. i'm going back to russia by boat and by plane!
the last girl i met understood me better than anyone. hun. oh, my baby. you're here, miss suji. oh, how indecent. don't call me that. call me sister. okay, sister. i like it.
i'm in big trouble. i have a report to hand in at work tomorrow but my laptop is broken. wait a minute. - then use mine. / - you have a laptop? fingers are faster than the mouth. i can't believe this still exists. sister, let me try typing. that's dangerous.
it's not like it will kill me. it will. palbok's sister, palsun, tried to win over the guy from the neighboring village that she'd always had a crush on. the moment she tried to tempt him... she got the plague. she lost her life trying to get a guy. that's how you'll leave me too.
i can't give you my heart. sister, i will always be by your side. i won't fall for your sweet scarlet sage words. i really mean it. let go, let go. goodness, you're as firm as a birch tree! that hurts. i have something to show you. - what is it? / - ta-da.
what could it be? - what is it? / - oh, you really can't see. this is a drip coffee taste test coupon. - drip what? / - it's a type of coffee. where you brew by dripping. coffee isn't even good for you. wait here. i have something good for your health. i'm looking forward to it.
oriental medicine made with 10 natural ingredients. squeeze. this is bitter so i have candy ready for you too. that's okay. i'll try this first. i can blow this, right? how indecent. it's not like it'll kill me. palbok went sweet potato picking
with his friends and had roasted sweet potatoes. they started a wood fire and blew to grow the flame... and got the plague. he saved the fire, but lost his life. that's how you'll leave me too, hun. good-bye, hun. sister! (wiggle wiggle)
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. what happened to your hand? it's nothing. did you hurt it? - i got a cut. / - what did you cut it on? my sharp nose as i was washing my face. sanghun. you know the popular drama "descendants of the sun?" i stood in for the lead.
we have the same surname and we look similar apparently. you stood in for song joongki? no, song hyegyo! yeonggil. i want to do performance art all of a sudden. - now? / - get ready. - are you ready? / - i'm ready. let's.
go. let's do it. hey, sanghun. control the women here again. in exactly 10 seconds, all the women here will be filled with delight. women seem to love these couple poses these days. who wants to try this pose?
raise your hand. it you weigh over 70kg, put your hands down. you in the burgundy coat. you look skinny, come here. hurry up. you're taller than i thought. are you ready? hold me up. here i go. use your strength. hold me up.
look how happy she is. you're my puppet! (serious kingdom) according to the serious records of joseon... during the rule of king serious, it was said that laughter made the nation silly and so the serious era began... despite laughter being banned in this nation, you dare make the people laugh?
i'm going to find the criminal and punish him. - we're innocent, sire! / - be quiet! the mastermind is among you for sure. who is it? sire, it is said that he made people laugh with a korean poem. - a korean poem? / - yes. fine. recite a korean poem. but it must be not funny and serious.
the topic will be words related to soccer. how can we be not funny with a poem? i don't know how to be not funny. - i don't know either. / - how do we do this? that's enough. you go first. your topic is "out." - out. / - yes. are you ready? yes. i'll do the "safety first" version.
"safety first" version. go on. out. that's so funny. death by laughter! he's the funny one, strike him. i'll do one more while i'm at it. you just got beaten but you still haven't come to your senses? you'll do another one?
- i got a good response. / - okay then. i'll do one with "grass." okay then. grass. i'll eat some banquet noodles. oh, that's hot. grass. death by being burnt. keep striking him. i'm jealous.
- give me "substitute." / - substitute? okay. substitute. we have a new trainee teacher? - i'm going to prank him. / - substitute. death because he was a p.e. teacher. you must be burdened. let's give it a shot. no, i'm not burdened. - i'll do a home shopping version. / - okay then.
yes, give me "goal post." goal post. got it. goal. stressed out about hair loss? you just need to apply this cream. rub it softly into your scalp. post. unbelievable. we have a winner!
no, forget it. stand up. swap places. swap clothes with him. i pulled out my hair but it wasn't funny... death by not being funny. strike him, strike him. just stay dead. we're looking forward to this next one.
i'll do a rich wife version. - rich wife version? / - yes. okay. your topic is "foul." - it's getting hot all of a sudden. / - yeah. foul. you dare tempt my son with your good looks, you fox? what did you just say? you're 3 months pregnant? strike him down.
you did it in the midst of the difficult circumstances. i'll do one with manchester united. - manchester united? / - yes. okay. manchester. so you won't leave him for nothing? you wench. do you have proof that the baby is his? united. you have a positive dna test?
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