jeremy lin: i have... uh... decided to retire from the game of basketball to pursue my true passions. press: jeremy! jeremy! jeremy! over here! ...(lolipop was here) press member: and what would that be? baseball? golf? i heard you're good at ping pong. jeremy: actually... uh... watching anime and playing video games. press: jeremy! jeremy! jeremy! jeremy: thank you. naruto: you're going down, sasuke! ...hey! ...hey you!
hang on! jeremy: *screams* mumbling from group... naruto: hey, look, some of the guys don't believe me but will you tell them, tell them that you're michael? jeremy: michael? naruto: yeah, tell them who you are, tell them you're michael jordan. jeremy: what? i'm not michael jordan. goku: you grabbed the wrong guy.
sailor moon: told you it wasn't him. mumbling from the group... jeremy: wait, what's going on here? naruto: we needed a basketball player but we got you instead. jeremy: well i still play basketball. naruto: you do? jeremy: yea. goku: you don't look like a basketball player. sailor moon: yea, you look more like one of us.
jeremy: well, i may not look it but i am a basketball player. jeremy: i'm jeremy lin. naruto: who? naruto: basketball is played by two teams and the aim of each team is to score. jeremy: yo, if you guys are superheroes why do you need my help? naruto: well, i mean, if this were a fight it would already be over but since it's a basketball game, if we fight we get a... foo... a foo-l... a fool- jeremy: a foul. naruto: a foul! why don't they spell it that way? f o w l
the team argues... jeremy: we got a lot of work to do naruto: a lot of work to do *mumbling* l o t jeremy: there's two sides to basketball, offense and defense on offense: jump shots. free throws. lay ups. and even more important than offense is defense. the most important thing is to always keep your man in front of you.
yami yugi: it's time to duel! basketball player: they got nothing. mysterious man: how sure are you? basketball player: they look awful, boss. they don't even know what they're doing. other player: and the new guy doesn't even seem that great either mysterious man: huh, what new guy? basketball player: well they got this nba player but- mysterious man: what?! jeremy: that's another travel goku.
jeremy: remember you need to dribble the ball. goku: but every time i do, the ball bounces through the roof. mysterious man: i want film on him, i wanna know every shot he's ever made basketball player: but boss, he's a nobody. other player: yea, boss, he's not even like mj or lebron. basketball player: in fact he kind of looks like one of us except well- mysterious man: well what?? basketball player: *sigh* he's got some weird hair. naruto: i told you it's because you using so much chakra.
goku: you mean ki? naruto: that aura around you, all you have to do is stop using it. jeremy: that's it, what if instead of holding back your guys' powers, you let them loose. jeremy: we can use that to our advantage. goku: yea. naruto: yea. yami yugi: yea. jeremy: what? jeremy: alright guys this is everything we trained for, remember all your training.
naruto: we got this! yami yugi: let's duel! goku: let's do this boys! sailor moon: hey! goku: and girls. sailor moon: thank you. jeremy: alright, put 'em in! jeremy: toon squad on 3! toon squad on 3! 1, 2- naruto: wait, wait, wait, guys, i kind of made a change to our name, we're not toon squad anymore.
goku: well then what are we? leader of anime all-stars: well, well, well, if it isn't the toon squad, you guys actually showed up, i'm surprised! naruto: we're not afraid of you. mysterious man: you actually think your little toon squad could beat us, the anime all-stars naruto: no, the toon squad can't, but we're not the toon squad anymore. we are... we are the... hey hold this real quick, we are the animeniacs! the anime all-stars laugh... goku: i kind of like toon squad better.
yami yugi: yea, me too. sailor moon: yea, what kind of name is animeniacs? naruto: you know, screw you guys, okay? order your own jerseys next time. yami yugi: you just activated my trap card! spellbinding circle! teehee
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