- [jony] most companiesstrive to make their products better. but at apple, we prideourselves on thinking different. that's why with the iphone7, we've done something that, at first, seemscounter-intuitive, and then is. we've made it worse. - we removed the headphonejack and that's all. that's the new, that'sthe newness right there. it's just the lack of athing that was there and now
it's not. it's gone, it's not there anymore. tada. - [jony] once we conceivedof this exciting new update. no, downdate, it was sobeautiful in the way that it allowed me to go home at two pm. - it's all about simplicity. everything will run through one port. you might be asking yourself,"what if i want to charge
"my phone while listening to music?" shit. - [jony] apple has alwayspioneered sleek beautiful design, which is why youwill fucking hate the literal parade of (mumbles) you needto plug it into anything as or more complicated than a doughnut. - oh! you could just go buy a pairof bluetooth headphones, there you go, problem solved. and if you normally useyour headphone jack to plug
into your car, then fuck! fuck! fuck, you're fucked. the you're fucked and then i'm fucked. and then i'm fucked because you're fucked. - [jony] our users expectfor us to introduce new, innovative, and excitingfeatures every year. to those user, we say,you try introducing new, i mean, what else doyou want a phone to do?
make you cum? - with the new iphone, ohthis is the old iphone. you know, they look exactly the same. which would make you wonder,"why should i just get "an iphone 6 since it ischeaper and apparently now "better?" that's because please. please don't. - [jony] along with theworse iphone we're, like,
out of our minds excited tointroduce a whole new line of apple products madewith the same philosophy. the ipad backs with is justtwo ipad backs stuck together. the ipod brickle which canonly play brickle and the apple watch which we couldn'tfigure out a way to make worse than it already is. - if i'm being honest, i'mstarting to get really scared of jony, he's just takingaway things at random at this point.
all the g keys on ourkeyboards have disappeared. my car's wheel disappeared,i can't get home. - [jony] just be grateful ileft you any ports at all. i wanted to make it animpenetrable glass brick, but tim said no. - our design departmentused to have 12 people, now there's only eight. what happened to the other four? - [jony] careful, tim.
- i miss steve. i miss ste-- - [jony] oopsie daisy, where did tim go? the iphone 7 jony givethand jony can taketh away. - hi, it's mike trep from college humor. click here to subscribe,click here for more fun things and send help to keep me from sinking. please, please help. please help.
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